Ouch

1. A young girl sees her father in the shower...
2. The definition of a phallic symbol
3. This guy walks in to a bathroom...
4. Condom Modelling Rejection
5. A man walks into a pub...
6. Paying bills
7. Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
8. Good fortune
9. The blind date had not been all that great and...
10. Mirror, mirror
11. A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
12. A caring son
13. I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
14. The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
15. Changed my mind!
16. A really bad, terrible mistake
17. A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
18. It finally dawned
19. Ashamed
20. The third wish
21. A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
22. A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
23. Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
24. A game of golf
25. St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
26. How did Captain Hook die?
27. Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
28. OUCH!
29. A big bird
30. A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
31. A dentis appointment
32. What's pink and slowly turns red?
33. Think quality
34. A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
35. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
36. Little Mermaid
37. What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
38. What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?



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