Medicine

1. A man walks into a doctor office
2. An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
3. A Short History of Medicine
4. Oprectomy
5. Proctologists
6. Psychiatric Hotline
7. A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
8. Howard had felt guilty all day long...
9. A woman consulted a doctor...
10. A man walks in to a doctors office...
11. The following statements were found on patient charts...
12. An old woman came into her doctors office
13. Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
14. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
15. After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
16. Gosh, what a pun!
17. The bad news and the good news
18. Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
19. What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
20. Give me the bad news first...
21. What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
22. What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
23. The medical student was asked four reasons...
24. A dyslexic nurse
25. A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
26. There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
27. A large difference
28. What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
29. What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
30. A little change
31. A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
32. Freudian Slip
33. Whats blue and does not fit any more?
34. A man goes to a psychiatrist...
35. Life is precious
36. ...clamp...
37. A definition of psychiatrist
38. A doctor fell into a well once...
39. There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
40. I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
41. A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
42. A stuttering problem
43. She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
44. A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
45. From the life of the insane
46. Will it hurt doctor?
47. Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
48. Where are the fingers?
49. It is worth trying
50. Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
51. Good news
52. A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
53. Just in case
54. No symptoms
55. No problem
56. Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
57. A psychology student at a local university...
58. A folk remedy
59. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
60. A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
61. A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
62. The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
63. After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
64. Serious desease
65. Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
66. Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
67. A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
68. A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
69. What's a definition of a gynecologist?
70. A girl goes to the doctor...
71. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
72. Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
73. This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
74. A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
75. A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
76. A midget walks into the doctors and says...
77. There was this man in a mental hospital...
78. HEGS
79. Psychoanalysis
80. Benefits of having Alzheimer's
81. My heart set...
82. Some problems
83. Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
84. A memory problem
85. Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
86. Five penises
87. A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
88. One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
89. Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
90. A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
91. A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
92. This woman goes into a dentist's office...
93. Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
94. Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
95. A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
96. A mute was walking down the street one day...
97. A young lady walks into a doctors office...
98. The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
99. A woman visits her physician...
100. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
101. A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
102. A man went to the doctor for a check up...
103. Don't you just hate it when...
104. Most dentists chairs go up and down...
105. After years of psychotherapy...
106. Perfectly normal
107. A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
108. At a dentist's
109. The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
110. MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
111. An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
112. A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
113. Saving one of them
114. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
115. A serious condition
116. Pneumonia
117. The patient came into the doctor's office...
118. How do dentists become brain surgeons?
119. A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
120. What's the definition of bravery?
121. A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
122. A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
123. The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
124. John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
125. A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
126. Who's got my pen?
127. The evils of marijuana
128. What should you give a man who has everything?
129. What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
130. Not a foot
131. This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
132. Constipation problem
133. Broken leg
134. Fred Dingaling
135. This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
136. Can't remember



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