Computing Jokes

1. Types of computer viruses
2. Bill Gates picks his own punishment
3. Would you define OCR?
4. Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
5. Floppy disk care
6. The problem is at your end
7. Mailing list users changing light bulbs
8. Some possible computer bumper stickers
9. Have a Microsoft Christmas
10. Diary of a computer lamer
11. The Apple explosion
12. Error codes in Windows
13. The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
14. The 25 BBS Commandments
15. why the television is better than the World Wide Web
16. Car break trouble
17. Alice is in UNIX land
18. Husband 1.0
19. Great news for Bill Gates
20. Confusion about Y2K
21. Software development cycle
22. Girlfriend 1.0 software
23. Hacker syndrome
24. How to shoot yourself in the foot
25. Twas the night before crisis
26. Emacs acronyms
27. Possible IBM acronyms
28. Computer help stories
29. Architect programmer
30. New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
31. The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
32. Programming language acronyms
33. If IBM ran Christmas...
34. If Microsoft ran Christmas...
35. If Apple ran Christmas...
36. If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
37. If Dell ran Christmas...
38. If Fisher Price ran Christmas...
39. If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...
40. If the NSA ran Christmas...
41. If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
42. If Sony ran Christmas...
43. If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...
44. If Cray ran Christmas...
45. If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...
46. If Timex ran Christmas...
47. If Radio Shack ran Christmas...
48. If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...
49. Real opcodes
50. The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
51. Programmer's drinking song
52. The computer user's reboot poem
53. Actual calls to technical support
54. Bill Gates can choose his punishment
55. Microsoft buys church
56. Airplanes running operating systems
57. Real software engineers eat quiche.
58. Operating systems as beers
59. Solution to the Y2K problem
60. Computer lingo guide
61. If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
62. Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
63. Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
64. You have an Internet addiction when . . .
65. The Windows Rejection Song
66. Help stories from Tech Support
67. The programmer's cheer
68. I'm ignoring Y2K
69. Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
70. There was life before the computer
71. A list of redneck computer terms
72. The technical geek test
73. A husband with a computer addiction
74. Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
75. Computer history of the world
76. Caring for floppy disks
77. Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
78. Password selection rules
79. The Borg versus Microsoft
80. Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
81. Abbott calling Costello
82. The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
83. Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
84. Newest MS computer game
85. Microsoft renames itself
86. Microsoft trademarks TM
87. Waiting on a long line
88. New product cuts stress
89. Windows 98 hourly tweaks
90. A letter to the editors
91. The system crash song
92. Changing number terms
93. Purchasing furniture
94. Fixing broken computers
95. I have a keyboard error
96. Type what I tell you
97. Oh the Internet is slow
98. Life cycle of software
99. Computer acronyms list
100. What movies teach us
101. Internet can get worse
102. If Microsoft built cars
103. Computer problem report
104. Customer support logs
105. Write your code in C
106. Ode to spell checkers
107. Computer used too long
108. Graphics work too much
109. Bought a bad computer
110. Internet addictions
111. Ethical software group
112. Internet highway blues
113. The computer prayer
114. Surfing the Internet
115. User song and music
116. Gender and computers
117. Top nine reasons computers must be female
118. Definition of Windows
119. The power of shifting
120. 100 Buckets of Bits
121. AOL addiction poem
122. Microsoft versus GM



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